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Hey, I'm JAYNA from HPPS St Margs Sec! I'm a proud megalifer, and I BELONG to CENTRAL 2♥. He is my strength, my fortress, my father and friend, my everything.
Artistic RHYTHMIC GYMNAST♥, and was from XJT'07, C Com'08.
Lives to S1M4J!

Friday, May 11, 2007 @ 5:19 PM

And now,
what everyone has been awaiting,
THE SOLUTION TO NO BUTT DEISEASES AND INFECTIONS!!

Ever hate the feeling when you poop and the poop lands in the toilet bowl and the dirty, filthy, disgusting toilet bowl water splashes up to your butt?
WORRY NO MORE! :D
JAYNA is here to the rescue! To prevent any 'accidents', such as infections or whatever crap, following the following specified steps, and you'll be on your way to have a finger-lickin-CLEAN butt! :D

First, if you know you are gonna poo, place a wad of tissue paper into the toilet bowl.
Next, sit down and poop.
Third, start realising that no dirty water is on your butt!
Ain't that just FANTASTIC?!

And here's the miraculous explanation to this illusion-like, simplistic 'CURE'!
Well, matter has mass. Hence, your sacred poo has mass. When this poo drops into the toilet bowl and enters the toilet water, the water has gained mass. And due to the 'shock' gained from the sudden drop of poo into the water, some of the water splashes up, and unintentionally gets to your butt. This dirty water contains germs and unwanted bacteria, and multiply, and fill and reign your butt.

I guess from then on you get the idea.